She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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