there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You've changed since you got that strap on
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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