I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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