i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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