I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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