You work out of a Hotel?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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