i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
