it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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