you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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