I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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