the new term for farting is butt boxing.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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