Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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