im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I need a burrito and a hug.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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