C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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