the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
bring money and cleavage
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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