you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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