He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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