HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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