with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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