Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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