That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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