she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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