Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Two words: blizzard sex
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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