i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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