Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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