so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Girls should come with a carfax report
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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