And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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