going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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