So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
COCAINE IS GR8
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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