I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
