Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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