Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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