check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm always down for nudity.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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