I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Buhtt sex?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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