we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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