Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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