I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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