You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just had sex on a roof
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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