At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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