Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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