Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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