Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
