I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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