I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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