he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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