We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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