This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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