i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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