We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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