U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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