you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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