Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
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I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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